Bele Scare WWJD

I was having a pretty nice time at Bel Chere with my brother untilI I heard this screaming and shouting. I thought that maybe there was a couple drunks fighting and when I made it into view to see where this obnoxious screaming and shouting was coming from, guess who it was? None other than our friendly local Southern Baptists nut bags. You'd think they'd be trying to set an example of good Christian like behavior but noooooo! Why would they do that? Right in the middle of this wonderful festival that happens in our tourist town each July we have arts and craft booths, local musicians, local foods from local restaurants, local breweries and we have local maniacs that belong to a church somewhere and they seem to believe hollering and screaming and shouting impassioned with tears and sweat running down their faces shouting at all the passers by, all the lovely tourists that come to our town to spend money, let's shout and scare the crap out of everyone. The drunks and homeless and drug addicts were better behaved. WTF? So my question is WWJD? What would Jesus do? I seriously doubt you would find Jesus blowing a casket in the streets at the crowds of innocent onlookers.Parents with their children just minding their business and trying to enjoy what Asheville has to offer. If I had children that would be the last thing I would want them to see. I'd rather them see peace loving little lesbian hippies kissing and holding hands and smiling and intereacting with the rest of Bele Chere and having a nice time.Unfortunately part of our local culture are these psychopathic religious fanatics screaming at everyone. Jesus wouldn't do that. You collect more flies with honey than vinegar you crazy freaks! Dont you know that? All you have done is scare people further away from the very thing you are trying to pull us into. You religious nuts bags are frightening. Where are your wives? I didn't see any of them there. Probably too embarrassed to be seen like that in public. If I was ranting and raving like that by myself alone in the street the police would have arrested me. Honestly I think maybe they should arrest you guys and prevent you from being involved in future festivities. There's planty of organizations at Bele Chere but you guys are the only ones out in the street scaring the crap out of folks. Tourists return to their homes far away from here and tell their friends of the crazy backwards ass religious fanatics in Asheville. Parents go home form the festival and have to explain to their children what is wrong with you. Jesus, if he were here he'd have nothing at all to do with you people. You are crazy, you are frightening and it is not what Jesus would do. He would probably protest against you. If you want to do something nice and bring people into your group why don't you open a booth like everyone else, sell something or display something, educate folks but all you are doing is driving people further away from you. You are doing a really poor job of drawing people closer to your God.