2 different kinds of women

There are two different kinds of women in the world. Actually there might be 3 or 4 or 5, I dunno. I do know that according to my Mormonite cousin I am not living up to her lady like expectations. Ya know, I am a construction worker, I dig around on my hands and knees all day fixing things or climbing ladders or digging in ditches. After work I enjoy a few beers, hell, I even have a couple at lunch. It is the nature of my profession. This is not a fashion show. I get paid like a man because I work like a man and if I had a dick she (my cousin) would not have even approached me with the subject of my appearances. So, just for the record what do y'all expect a woman construction worker to look like, dress like, smell like, act like?????